We all do lazy things now and again.
But each of these people took it to another level of laziness. Just wait and see…
In my late teens, home from college for break. Woke up and thought I smelled bacon cooking. Didn’t want to get up if all the bacon was gone already. Debated what to do, then decided to grab my cell phone and call my house. I asked my mom if there was any bacon left, she said yes, and brought me a plate with pancakes a few minutes later. –WTF_ARE_YOU_ODIN
If I’m heating something up in the microwave, I’ll push “33” instead of “30” because pressing “30” would require me to move my finger. –kilgore2345
I recently had an appendectomy (removed my appendix after it ruptured) and had to stay in the hospital to recover for several days. I was actually recovering quickly, but when the nurses suggested removing my catheter, I acted like the pain was worse than it really was, so they’d leave it in and I wouldn’t have to get up and go to the bathroom. Given my normally hectic workaholic lifestyle, I was actually enjoying laying in bed, on morphine, watching TV and sleeping whenever I wanted… so I rode out the hospital stay for at least 48 hours longer than I really needed to. –Yeah_i_grew_wings
I knew a guy who lived above a Fish & Chip shop, he was hungry and rather than walking downstairs to see if it was open, he used google street view to zoom in on the opening times sign… –bowlch
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