If you’re in the service industry, you probably have some crazy stories about customers. Why? Because people are nuts!
Waiters and waitresses, in particular, can easily become privy to conversations they probably shouldn’t be hearing. And that is very evident with these 20 examples of overheard conversations provided by the waiters and waitresses themselves.
Bartending, but here ya go.
I had my back to two guys who’d just arrived and were about 3 beers in. They start talking about a girl and what they’d do to her, nothing I haven’t heard a thousand times until this.
“Bet if we roofied her she’d do all of it” followed by laughter.
I just chalk it up to s***ty humor until one suggests just dropping it in her next drink.
I stepped out of the bar, had my manager call the cops, and kicked them out when the cops got there. Searched and sure as f**k they had oxy and roofies on them. –Facerless
Party of 5 or 6, its a group of friends having dinner. In walks a clown. Clown starts randomly walking around the restaurant doing balloon animals for kids and s**t like that. I have no idea what the f**k is going on, we didn’t hire this guy. He walks over to the table of 5 or 6 and selects a man from the table to perform a magic trick for. He did the trick, a small flash of smoke and fire happens and then magically there is an engagement ring on a rope. The man takes the ring and the woman gets on her knees and asks the man to marry her. The man says no, tells her to get up and they continue dinner. This table now has the attention of the entire restaurant (like 300-400 people on our busiest night). Everybody just turned away and started awkwardly eating like nothing happened. –did_it_right
Older couple at Bob Evans.
“I just wish I could die already.”
“I know dear.” –nn30
Shucker at an oyster bar here. So other than all the obvious terrible jokes I get. I can say without a doubt the most f**ked up thing I’ve ever heard was a man sitting with a woman who was getting more and more distraught and the man looks at her and says ” look I told you when this whole thing started if I had to choose between you or my wife I’m picking my wife”. –Generallieaight
Saw a mother take her knife and with the flat part of it wack the hand of her 2-year old child because she was drawing something with her left hand. She yelled at her “No, use your right hand. Good girls don’t write with their left hand.” This was as I was standing there taking their order and writing with my left hand. –MFoy
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